Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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