The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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