in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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