Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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