Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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