This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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