Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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