what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
