Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I FOUND THE LEGS
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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