i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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