I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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