we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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