Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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