soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just found a bag of teeth...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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