My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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