so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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