Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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