My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i need to put some appletini on your dick
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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