If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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