I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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