3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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