Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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