and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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