That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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