jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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