I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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