He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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