If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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