he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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