its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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