literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's rum buckets o'clock
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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