question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
