If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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