she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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