Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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