I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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