if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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