This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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