what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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