I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Quick, to the slutcave!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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