I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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