Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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