How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
