whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You are the jesus of drinking
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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