He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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