drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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