return my video game
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
