wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
false alarm, still single
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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