is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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