if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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