i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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