Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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