i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Shame is for Republicans.
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