your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish i was in the wii world.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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