why didn't you poke me back
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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