So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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