How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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