how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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